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Hi, I'm Jordan. I'm 16. I live in Durban, South Africa. My debating coach says that when I debate I "go from flower child to super bitch". I think this sums me up marvelously.

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pxnic:

when the answers to a question on a test are in another question

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first-player:

True Blood in two words.

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kingcheddarxvii:

“Friend-zoning” as a concept is such a pile of poop

I’m reclaiming the term for actually friendly purposes

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"Since I don’t smoke, I grew a moustache – it’s better for the health. However, I always carried a jewel-studded cigarette case in which were carefully placed several moustaches. I offered them politely to my friends: ‘Moustache? Moustache? Moustache?’ Nobody dared touch them." — Salvador Dalí (via ivegotabike)

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"If you talk to a man in a language he understands, that goes to his head. If you talk to him in his language, that goes to his heart." — Nelson Mandela (via thousandfeatherss)

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At school 

• Teacher: Which career do you want to do?
• Me: Cato.
• Teacher: What?
• Me: What?

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Tunng- Woodcat

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Look what my darling next-door neighbor brought me!